Invited to sit in a lorry cab to make me aware of the blindspots. Declined, on the grounds that I know where a lorry's blindspots are and the only time I've ever ended up in one is when a lorry driver has put me there. It's the people in the lorrys who should be aware of the limitations of their vision, not the rest of the world outside the lorry.
The Grandfather Clock - A maternity ward is no place for a child.
Nearly commented on a Reddit thread yesterday.
Saturday Bridge - Possibly named after the alleged practice of paying boatmens' wages at this point on Saturdays.
Barely supressed the urge to reply to a review on Google Play today.
I must be losing it. Perhaps I should have a lie down.