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Yes, he really said it

After being passed within touching distance by a people carrier which then immediately has to stop at a pedestrian crossing, the cyclist draws level with the open passenger side window ...

Cyclist: How much of the road do you want?

Driver: Sorry mate, I didn't see you.

Cyclist: I was right there in front of you!

Driver: Sorry, I didn't see you at all.

Cyclist: If you didn't see me, then ... gah! (Gesticulates at road - parked cars, pedestrians, traffic lights)

Driver: I must have been daydreaming or something. Sorry.

Cyclist: Daydreaming really isn't something you should be doing at the moment ...

Driver: Sorry.

Cyclist: OK.

Driver: Sorry.

Lights have changed. Cyclist dismounts and gets on pavement. Driver continues, managing to safely stop in the queue at the next lights.


Tagged cycling, and twats-in-cars


Jez Higgins

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