A longitudinal study
Recorded this year at 16:49 on Friday, 15 March. Weather was overcast. Customer observed crossing road as van approached. His identity is protected for obvious reasons.
The full ice cream van data is available as a spreadsheet.
Archangel is about to run a little pilot scheme with a number of archives around the world, so hopefully I’ll have something extra to say in May when this talk gets its last outing.
ARCHANGEL: Trusted Archives of Digital Public Documents - Paper presented at ACM Document Engineering 2018.
Looking for Life on a Flat Earth - The astonishing New Yorker article I mention at the start of the talk
The Psychology of Time Travel is as tight a paradoxical murder mystery as you would wish to read.
Some of my internet friends do a podcast about The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. I was unreasonably excited to be appointed Beware of the Leopard Office Cricket Adjudicator for their Christmas special.
The museum filled with venomous spiders that just won’t die - Did you know the Finnish Museum of Natural History was infested with Chilean Recluse spiders? No, me neither.
Fascinating little podcast about unbuilt roads in London. London dodged a bullet that Birmingham and Coventry absolutely didn’t.
I’ve started doing some proper background reading and research for my upcoming talk at the ACCU Conference 2019. This is something of novelty. All my previous talks have been on a subject I’m comfortably familiar with, either because it’s quite a tightly defined topic or because I was speaking from my own experience. Consequently, I just needed a bit of firming up around the edges to fill things out.
This time though, my topic is rather broader and my knowledge rather more incomplete. Given the title I chose, Snakes Into Snake Oil - What Blockchains Are And Why They’re Terrible, (described by a friend as a bit clickbait-y) I’m clearly flagging my opinion. Disappointingly, nothing, absolutely nothing, I’ve read so far has given me any reason to reassess that opinion.
In the abstract for my presentation on the ARCHANGEL project, I wrote it’s about the only blockchain application you’ll hear of that doesn’t immediately make you feel dirty. I meant it as a joke but it’s increasingly turning out to be true.
As a single small example, browse around State of the ÐApps, a website that lets you discover the possibilities of the Ethereum, EOS, POA, and Steem blockchains with the definitive registry of ÐApp projects. It groups the various apps it lists into various categories. The three largest categories are games, gambling, and "high risk". The bulk of the games are variants on collectable card games. The majority of the gambling apps look to be some form of lottery. Finally, "high risk" appears to be a euphemism for "scam". Absolutely world changing stuff.
In the categories the blockchain tubthumpers have told are ripe for disruption, insurance say or energy markets, there are some apps listed. They all, however, seem to be entirely notional. They don’t exist - either they have no code, or in the unlikely event they have code then they have no users.
From top to bottom, it’s a catalogue of utter crap.
Right now, I feel like ninety slides all saying Blockchains are a pile of shit (each slide containing the SHA-256 hash of the previous slide, obviously) would be as informative and useful as whatever it is I do end up writing.
The JezUK Winter/Spring Tour is Coming!
10th-13th April: Snakes Into Snake Oil - What Blockchains Are And Why They’re Terrible
ACCU Conference 2019 in Bristol
Headline acts include C++ heavy-hitters Kate Gregory and Herb Sutter. I’ll be one of the many support acts on a side stage, with a first outing for the new long-player.