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Sunday 28 April 2019 The Forest Road Reader, No 2.16 : More Canals

There’s an old chestnut about Birmingham having more canals than Venice. Since Birmingham is very, very large and Venice is very tiny - Venice would fit comfortably inside the Middleway with plenty of room left over - this seems like an banal and redundant observation.

In fact, the difference between the two is rather less than you might think - Birmingham has around 58km of canal, while Venice has 42km. Given a population about around a million against Venice’s 62,000, that actually means that Birmigham is vastly under-canaled. It has a trifling 5⅘cm of canal per head of population against Venice’s magisterial 67¾cm.

For Birmingham to reach Venice-equality we would need to build another 620km of canal. I’m guessing now, but that would probably mean digging out all the main roads into the city and flooding them. I would entirely support such an enterprise, as it would not only put Venice in its place, but immediately exceed Birmingham’s clean air strategy goals, improve the urban landscape, boost biodiversity hugely, enable the construction of miles and miles of walking and cycling routes, and give every other UK city a good old poke in the eye.

What’s not to like?


Tagged birmingham, and venice

Wednesday 10 April 2019 Talk: Snakes Into Snake Oil - What Blockchains Are And Why They’re Terrible

Presentation at ACCU Conference 2019

Since Bitcoin first rose to public awareness in the early 2010s,cryptocurrency enthusiasts have predicted a new world order. Central banks would fall away to be replaced with a consensus currency arising almost magically out of a worldwide network of independent computers, each transaction indelibly carved into the blockchain. The blockchain, immutable and permanent, stretching back in time to the genesis block, and growing, every few minutes, one block at a time, is, they say, the answer to all our economic ills.

And not just our economic ills: blockchains, perhaps running some kind of smart contract have been proposed as solutions for insurance markets, music distribution, land registries, voting, distributed file archiving, provenance of artworks and antiques, domain name resolution, human resources records, cross-border customs clearance, and more.

Snakes

In this session, we’ll have a look at what a blockchain is - how they’re implemented, and why they can indeed claim to be immutable. We’ll examine different consensus mechanisms, and how they allow new blocks to be formed without a central authority. That will lead into an overview of transaction mechanisms, and smart contracts. We might even write and a deploy a little smart contract of our own.

Into Snake Oil

Alongside establishing a baseline understanding of what blockchains are, we’ll also be looking at why they’re terrible.

The distributed nature of public blockchains purports to allow us to trust data produced by unknown and, indeed, unknowable third parties. This may not be the case, and if it isn’t you might never know. Blockchains are permanent and immutable, but is this feature or misfeature? While the ideas behind blockchains are all frightfully clever, is a blockchain basically a database with slow reads, really slow writes, and generally awful data throughput? Are they, in fact, ill-suited for many of the applications they are pitched to solve? And if you thought multi-threaded programming was hard, that’s just peanuts compared to smart contracts. Maybe we’ll also get a bit existential and consider whether a blockchain can die, and what happens if it does.

After all that doom and gloom we’ll try to end on a small positive note, with a brief look at a project which I believe is a good fit for a blockchain solution, and which might even make the world a slightly better place.


JezUK On Tour - ACCU Conference

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I presented this session at this year’s ACCU Conference. It’s always a good programme, but this year’s was just ridiculous, so it was a really privilege to be accepted. I’m reasonably comfortable giving a session, but I was scheduled in one of the larger rooms for the first time. You’re presenting from a stage in front of a massive screen, the room lights are down and there are spotlights in your eyes. I did find it a bit daunting. I tend to walk about and wave my arms around while I’m presenting, and I was more than a little worried I’d fall off the stage. (This was so apparent to one of my 'friends' they told me afterwards they had their phone primed and ready to capture the moment if I did.) I also cocked my timing up rather.

The talk is in two chunks. The first half is a pretty straight ahead description of the technology of cryptocurrencies. The second half looks at what a disaster cryptocurrencies and blockchains are in practice. I honestly tried to keep to time, but as I wrote new examples just kept coming up. I ended up referring to a series of events that had all happened within the past 10 days, some as recently as the day before. (If I’d been scheduled on the last day of the conference instead of the first, they would have been overtaken by an entirely new set of events.) I probably should have reigned that in a little, as I ended up skipping over some bits and dropping the small positive note I’d promised. Nonetheless, I enjoyed doing it and it seemed to go down well. And the rest of the conference was just great.

DVD Extras


Tagged talk, accu-conference, blockchain, and on-tour

Friday 15 March 2019 First ice cream van of the year …​

A longitudinal study

Recorded this year at 16:49 on Friday, 15 March. Weather was overcast. Customer observed crossing road as van approached. His identity is protected for obvious reasons.

The Van

The Van In Question

Field observations

Analysis

First Ice Cream Van Of The Year 2004-2019
First Ice Cream Van Of The Year 2004-2019
First Ice Cream Van Of The Year 2004-2019

The full ice cream van data is available as a spreadsheet.

Previous Years


Tagged icecream

Tuesday 26 February 2019 The Forest Road Reader, No 2.15 : On The Road

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JezUK On Tour - Brum.js

I was the guest of Brum.js last week giving the latest rendition of The Very Slow Time Machine, my talk about the Archangel project. Brum.js promises we meet monthly to talk about JavaScript and were very gracious in not complaining that I didn’t mention JavaScript at all. It was a really enjoyable evening, and it was good to be able to put some faces to names, catch up with some old colleagues, and meet some new people. I would have liked to stay longer than I did, but I had a four hour drive back to the JezUK West Wales Live/WorkSpace ahead of me so sadly wasn’t able to.

Archangel is about to run a little pilot scheme with a number of archives around the world, so hopefully I’ll have something extra to say in May when this talk gets its last outing.

  • Slides with notes - it’s a reveal.js deck, so press 'S' to get the speaker notes without which the slides will make no sense at all.

  • The video - I’m sorry, SkillsCast - of my go-round last month at ACCU London is up on the SkillsMatter website. I was pretty pleased with it.

DVD Extras


Tagged brum.js, and on-tour

Monday 21 January 2019 The Forest Road Reader, No 2.14 : Paved With Gold

JezUK On Tour - ACCU London

I’m at the Skills Matter CodeNode in London on Monday January 21st doing The Very Slow Time Machine. Should be fun - you can register here.



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Jez Higgins

Freelance software generalist
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