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smellygit has been a member of JezUK since 29th May 2001.

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You bought a Macbook!!!!!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:56, 28 Apr 2015

I know someone with an app business, and he echoes the Android fragmentation thing. Maybe it matters more when your users are paying for it.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:29, 04 Jun 2013

What have you got on your head?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:26, 08 Mar 2013

Think I heard one in January.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:55, 02 Mar 2011

I've just been to the pool for half an hour. I think I need to do that amount of training just to move up from the medium lane...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:13, 31 Jul 2009

Saying I didn't see you is just a way of avoiding prosecution it seems :

http://www.readingcyclingclub.com/node/373
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:07, 08 Jul 2009

I bet when you wrote this you never thought Woolies would go bust!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:26, 01 Dec 2008

reflectors on wheels! A bit like tassles on the handle bars ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 23:59, 17 Jul 2008

Oh, but your should call it a track pump...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:54, 08 Jul 2008

Thats the same as I've got, so yes!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:54, 08 Jul 2008

You need a beard to do an Audax, and probably a bobble hat too.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:18, 26 Jun 2008

They might ride even faster once they know you a bit better :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:42, 18 Jun 2008

Ahh, not like my group, we 'never leave anyone behind', at least we don't mean too...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:29, 17 Jun 2008

I'm surprised they let you come along if you didn't have a banana. I recommend Clif bars if you need something more.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:33, 17 Jun 2008

When you get a heart rate monitor you know there is no saving you!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 22:48, 09 Jun 2008

Of the two, the AA is by far the most pro-car anti everything else. The RAC often does support public transport & cycling initiatives. Not that I'm a 'member' of either of them. Join the CTC!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:15, 24 Apr 2008

Maybe there is an ice cream van union who dictate when they start, cos I heard my first one today too....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:38, 23 Feb 2008

I wish they did a Walkingcraft, I'd hand it out to the fools who wander aimlessly across the road whilst I head towards them ringing my bell and wearing a fluorescent coat...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:48, 28 Jan 2008

Me and Kal saw the Wedding Present last night, I listened to the Archers podcast on the way there, I think that's more old person than wanting tea. We even gave up on the beer cos the queue was too long!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:37, 20 Nov 2007

Bizarely I've read nothing but bad stuff about Dell recently, particularly laptops and how long it takes to get one! Did you check out their outlet store - you often get quite good bargains on there. Though as you've just bought one maybe you don't want to look at it....

My laptop has gone a bit mad as the power connection has gone flaky and the battery lasts about 30 seconds, so keep us up to date on how it goes...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:50, 11 Sep 2007

When you click on the google maps link it says

"Did you mean: B13 9HD "

Why would I?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:24, 17 Aug 2007

Only thing that looks low end to me is the gears which won't be a problem around brum. I think LeMond are in the trek stable. Mr Bontrager was taking part in that small race I did too.....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:38, 03 Jul 2007

Watching them was one of the most tiresome evenings of my life.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:28, 10 Jun 2007

funnily enough I am just contemplating eating a snickers and coffee. No knight rider at work though.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:22, 11 May 2007

You're thinking of the Thames, the Kennet canal is more duck/coot territory. I guess Swans are scared of drug dealers.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:28, 09 May 2007

There have been ducklings on the Kennet in Reading for about 3 weeks now. Saw some signets this morning too.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:59, 09 May 2007

You want some of these http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160109616067&ssPageName=MERCOSI_VI_ROSI_PR4_PCN_BIX_Stores&refitem=200104287984&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=closed_view_item&refwidgettype=osi_widget

Though when I came to fit one this week I found my quick release had seized so I couldn't get it undone anyway...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 07:49, 28 Apr 2007

Hey, where'd my link go! http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/features/2004/07/oxford_rd_preview.shtml
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:36, 19 Feb 2007

I new massive Tescos being built on oxford road in Reading, despite there being an existing 24hr megastore about 2.5 miles away. Oxford road currently has an eclectic mix of Caribean, Asian and Polish shops, along with other various bric-a-brac type shops. Don't know how many will survive the blue and white stripes. Having said that the grocers and bakery and I used to use a few years ago are now a Tanning shop(!) and coffee house and that's without a maga-mart nearby.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:35, 19 Feb 2007

XEmacs so it's no so different, though don't tell Stallman I said that!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:02, 17 Jan 2007

Can I bear to go through the pain of going back to the one true emacs though?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:36, 17 Jan 2007

WTF?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:30, 13 Nov 2006

Have you done anything with Java 5 - syntactically nicer iteration and Generics make the code nicer to look at too, though I've no idea how it compares to STL and how good it is from an expert point of view. From the point of view of someone who hast to get things done it's better though.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:50, 13 Oct 2006

Did you ever reflash it?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:36, 27 Sep 2006

When I were a lad my Mum and Dads dog used to do exactly the same thing.

You can buy hedgehog houses if you want to provide 5* accomodation
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:33, 15 Aug 2006

I knew you'd say that :) - is Jezuk hiring ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:42, 31 Jul 2006

The only downside I've come across so far is that I have to turn my head too much to see the left side screen. That's probably down to the rubbish desk design though, which I can't do much about in this cube farm!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:00, 31 Jul 2006

Hmm, the QNap TS 101 comes with slimserver pre-installed, and it supports real audio streams. It's fanless too - which must mean it get's pretty hot.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:33, 22 Jul 2006

I've wondered about getting one of those to act as a slimserver, as my desktop PC sounds like a jet plane when it's hot. Is it any good and is it really really quiet?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 07:46, 21 Jul 2006

I thought having them separte was supposed to be a good thing? Or am I living in the past?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:36, 30 Jun 2006

Marc likes anything with pointy brackets in though ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:08, 26 Jun 2006

Can I play guess the customer now?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:31, 20 Jun 2006

You're only 37?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 20:59, 29 May 2006

If one of your clients doesn't know you work from home, then they haven't done even the most basic of Googling ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:30, 24 May 2006

If you wanted to be really cool you'd tell us how to get emacs to use ClearType fonts on windoze ...
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:26, 06 Apr 2006

Did it years ago :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:28, 06 Apr 2006

On they buyers questionnaire thing is there a box for 'Has your house ever been struck by a tornado?'
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:15, 21 Feb 2006

Oi! It works now :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:34, 17 Feb 2006

In my experience black listing works for a very short time :(
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:26, 15 Feb 2006

The "wibbly number in a graphic" approach I used seemed to halt the spam I was getting (which must have been by a bot I suppose). The wordpress spam filters also caught most of it - but requires me to moderate it.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:49, 15 Feb 2006

"Wondering in" : Is this a comment on the mental capabilities of footballers today ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:22, 27 Oct 2005

I remember the people who bought our last house coming round, and their small child (6ish to my untrained eye) said 'It's a small bathroom'. Her Dad said 'well you're only small'.

Have you had giants coming round looking at your place?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:07, 24 Oct 2005

I'm an NTL customer and don't particularly hate them. Certainly hate BT more.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:55, 05 Oct 2005

There are many things I'd call you, but introverted isn't one of them!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:39, 07 Sep 2005

What about a tie?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:38, 22 Aug 2005

I thought that there were loads of holes in your house at the moment - none Jez sized?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:10, 09 Aug 2005

Bet you could get a good bike for that
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:00, 04 Aug 2005

It didn't look too bad in the picture - what was wrong with it?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:31, 03 Aug 2005

Glad to hear you aren't homeless, when I saw the reports I wondered if you were affected, but my hazy Brum geography didn't narrow it down enough for me.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:48, 02 Aug 2005

That big book 'o charts wasn't based on something we both worked on from ages ago was it? If so I expect to hear of boats running into bits of land their electronic book 'o charts said weren't there ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 01:52, 18 Jul 2005

You might not be alive, you might have written a JezBot to con us into thinking so!

I couldn't get u any work at our place cos u don't live in India.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 21:42, 31 May 2005

Hey - if you don't login, make a comment and put a name in the name field that exists as a jezuk account, it's recognised as one - Security loop hole dood!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:01, 06 May 2005

Lib Dem vote went up nearly 9% in our constituency. Result? Conservative MP (by about 500 votes) :(
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:59, 06 May 2005

Why don't ur posts have a time on?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:44, 24 Apr 2005

Maybe you should only do releases from now on when wc says a nice number. Maybe the next one should be a prime number :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:07, 16 Mar 2005

(13:43:34) jez: remind Nat to do the hovering in 30 minutes

....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:41, 11 Mar 2005

Useful functionality! That's not what writing software is about ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:44, 10 Mar 2005

Cool - a spammer commenting on spam
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:20, 10 Mar 2005

Cool - a spammer commenting on spam
Added to Spam on 14:20, 10 Mar 2005

Cool - a spammer commenting on spam
Added to QUICK EASY AND INEXPENSIVE SEPTIC TANK MAINTENANCE on 14:20, 10 Mar 2005

software created, extended or destroyed ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:54, 07 Mar 2005

at least you can open the window
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:41, 28 Feb 2005

It's 27 degress in our office - I don't know what season it is :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:25, 25 Feb 2005

I used Castors XML data binding a couple of years ago and that was pretty quick and easy too.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:14, 21 Feb 2005

I haven't click it - is it work safe :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:32, 18 Feb 2005

what if your boss has been sacked?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:56, 08 Feb 2005

What I like about proper work (as I like to call it) is that normally something is achieved at the end of it. Unlike many working lives involving sitting in front of a computer for years achieving relatively little of worth.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:41, 27 Jan 2005

I got it in a large tin. Well worth the extra few quid :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:42, 19 Jan 2005

Have you tried playing Half-Life 1 source - the remastered thingy?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:47, 18 Jan 2005

play it again on a harder level?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:49, 18 Jan 2005

He'll be 'stickin it to the man' next
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:06, 10 Jan 2005

Is that learnt from experience then ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:30, 24 Nov 2004

Do the quotes around had to imply that you sleeping on his floor forced him to go to Amsterdam ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:27, 10 Nov 2004

s/there/their/
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:15, 10 Nov 2004

I don't think that Unit testing is bad in anyway, but it clearly can't be used on it's own. What really matters is if the whole software suite does what the customer wants. A contractor at our place suggested adding unit tests to an existing large application, mostly for 'DTO' objects, along the lines of 'does this setter work'. This cheerfully ignored the fact that pieces of functionality were missing from the product.

I think what that geezer was saying was that some of the 'thought leaders' don't give enough emphasis to the end product vs. using there methodology.

I'm not saying that unit testng isn't a good idea, and if you are programming in XSLT then being able to test it like that is a good thing. Probably more so than it is with Java as the side effects are harder to see.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:14, 10 Nov 2004

I'd quite like it if Streamsicle didn't have to scan for all MP3s at startup, so if you fancy doing that .....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:55, 15 Sep 2004

How long before that sort of conversation is the other way round ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:11, 08 Sep 2004

Done it. But for some reason delivery is in 1 - 2 weeks ! Bah!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:10, 16 Aug 2004

I had amazon vouchers burning a hole in my inbox so now I know what to spend them on :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:42, 16 Aug 2004

I think Ayrton Senna thought that too....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:54, 15 Jul 2004

I thought that is what the red cross flags people attach to their cars were for :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:15, 14 Jul 2004

Having been on Holiday with a Personal Injury lawyer, I was led to believe that courts do expect you to have some common sense, The 'scalded by tea' example most likley wouldn't be won here.

PI claims haven't actually increased a lot over the last 10 years. Though I expect tabloid reporting of them has!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:28, 13 Jul 2004

thats not the thinking that got the computer industry where it is today ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:41, 12 Jul 2004

Cos they'd burn if they were too close to the fire.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:27, 12 Jul 2004

you need to buy yourself a shiny new computer :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:28, 09 Jul 2004

Just wait till the battery runs out, I bet you won't be so glowing then :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:42, 05 Jul 2004

Can't shoot 'em either
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:48, 30 Jun 2004

Maybe we are just being philistines - I've got an ASCII chart on my wall so what do I know about art :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:45, 28 Jun 2004

That's a bit rich :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:55, 16 Jun 2004

If only IT Managers were so honest ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:29, 15 Jun 2004

We're you walking through a low doorway at the time ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:08, 14 Jun 2004

It's all part of the circle of life mate :p

At least it would be if we didn't have domesticated cats messing it all up ....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:06, 12 May 2004

When I worked at home it was the irritating sound of kids falling off skateboards....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:38, 31 Mar 2004

But you've got your own Bus ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:36, 16 Mar 2004

So you'd be a part of the Wham generation ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:40, 15 Mar 2004

He'll be blogging in your name next ....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 23:01, 26 Feb 2004

I bet quite a lot of spam is sent from smtp software running on machines connected to dial up, cable modems etc, it certainly ups the probability of a mail being spam using SpamAssasins rules. What's the problem with using your ISPs server though?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:45, 16 Feb 2004

I just (minutes ago) came within about 18 inches of being carved down by some idiot burning thru a red light on a 3 lane road when the other 2 lanes were stopped. He stopped half way over the crossing when I shouted - looked at me - then carried on. Too shocked to get his number though.

Ban cars !
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:44, 13 Feb 2004

:)) That'll stop your crazy mail system :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:47, 12 Feb 2004

you could allways wax 'em - that would solve the problem ;)

And before you ask - no I don't
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:56, 05 Feb 2004

ahh wide is good, like

http://www.looseend.org/photos/portmeirion_wide_big.jpg

The camera shows you the previous pic in the sequence on half the screen making it easier to line up.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:13, 03 Feb 2004

"Printing with Jez"

You could have a whole new series of articles :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:16, 02 Feb 2004

But what is it ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:28, 30 Jan 2004

Hey - without a computer u can't use any of it ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:07, 26 Jan 2004

Using Eclipse :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:07, 24 Jan 2004

Those key bindings don't rock, it just means that without your .emacs file you can't use Emacs anymore.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:58, 23 Jan 2004

I can't believe you've been in software this long and managed to avoid installers! You need a month of using InstallShield to wipe that smile off your face :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:49, 20 Jan 2004

I am for once in complete agreement :)

Cameras should be hidden, so people don't just slow down where the camera is. If the complaint is they just raise revenue, cancel the fine but increase the number of points added to license.

Cycling to the office everyday lets me see close up the extreme risks some people will go to to get an extra 5 yards down the road, and get to the next traffic queue 30 seconds quicker.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:18, 09 Jan 2004

Hmm, being able to work instead of watching telly - yeah that r00lz :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:14, 06 Jan 2004

But can he make his own tea yet?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:07, 30 Dec 2003

A man that does for the man that doesn't :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:49, 23 Dec 2003

because u knew they weren't blurry enuff?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:29, 03 Dec 2003

they aren't blurry enough :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:32, 03 Dec 2003

it was within days of Chrystal running it's own exchange/smtp server that we were blacklisted, that version of exchange ran an open relay by default ....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:09, 02 Dec 2003

Thats a special pen/ink combo I think - wouldn't be legal if done with a biro.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:53, 28 Nov 2003

What u mean a spammer like Versim :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:48, 10 Nov 2003

unless one has turned it off and forgotton :">
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:43, 09 Nov 2003

the rss link for the grounds page has disappeared tho?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:43, 08 Nov 2003

He allready looks smarter than you :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:48, 20 Oct 2003

Maybe Daniel could use his new found telephonic skills on them ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:16, 20 Oct 2003

At least he spoke to you - he could have just sent an email :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:13, 17 Oct 2003

Well, you're living proof aren't u :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:18, 14 Oct 2003

Kals Brain numbers by smell
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 19:26, 09 Oct 2003

how long before they put superglue in the USB ports ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:22, 08 Oct 2003

I've got to say the coffee in American hotels might be filter but its still rubbish. And on top of that you're in America ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:17, 07 Oct 2003

So we can assume that the name 'Arabica' is off you list then?

That and 'Microsoft' :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 22:55, 02 Oct 2003

There is no step

"Swear profusely"

Thats where you're going wrong :P
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:30, 29 Sep 2003

"Added items to Grounds"
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:53, 27 Sep 2003

How long would u last without ur cable modem - and they've been around for less time!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:55, 15 Sep 2003

Picture looks better than reality :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:43, 07 Sep 2003

u missed out

o

btw

SU
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:53, 29 Aug 2003

See - they know best so take control from you. Servers you right for being a BillBoy :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:29, 14 Aug 2003

Remember, Bill knows best.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:45, 13 Aug 2003

MoBlog d00d
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:33, 01 Aug 2003

Screw that - get a cattle prod.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:53, 25 Jul 2003

spot the banker :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:00, 23 Jun 2003

On the blog entries - not the comments u crazy fule :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:57, 17 Jun 2003

the entries don't have the time of posting on anymore - u tryign to make it 'timeless' :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:13, 10 Jun 2003

If you're looking for a hat then no better place to look than - http://www.thehatmagazine.com/
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:40, 07 May 2003

Where I used to live someone regularly used to turn up at about 6am and beep their horn to give someone a lift....

Allmost as annoying as the person who parked their heap outside our house and had to rev the engine for 10 mins at 5:30 to get it going.

Grrr
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:12, 11 Apr 2003

Best start lining your hat with tin foil too.
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:30, 09 Apr 2003

It would be really cool if u sniffed the browser and gave out the avantgo page to Symbian browsers :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:40, 29 Mar 2003

So who sent you that box? They certainly knew how to personalize it for the recipient :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:42, 14 Mar 2003

D00d u so need to MoBlog :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:36, 11 Mar 2003

You do like some bobbins TV don't u ?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:13, 05 Mar 2003

The same used to happen with Chrystal press releases......
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:26, 01 Mar 2003

You are a company director - therefore I consider you a fat cat and I have no sympathy :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:03, 30 Jan 2003

Screw searching for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - I am still looking for some here on Earth :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 17:15, 28 Jan 2003

I had a cup of tea at a Birmingham police station when I was a student. A policeman there explained they had clip on ties so that if someone grabbed it they couldn't be strangled.

So maybe M&S worry their staff might be grabbed by some Middle Englander enraged by too much Christmas shopping, desperate to find the M&S christmas underwear section?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:01, 07 Nov 2002

llongyfarchiadau
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:32, 11 Oct 2002

I normally arranged to be out so that the agent had to do it - make them earn their monster wedge!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 22:45, 26 Sep 2002

You've got time to get the coffee brewing and the bread baking b4 they turn up then ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:26, 26 Sep 2002

So you didn't read the bit about agreeing to be Bill Gates's towel boy?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:33, 05 Sep 2002

Like the SUSE LINUX T shirt
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 21:42, 21 Jul 2002

Like the SUSE LINUX T shirt
Added to Attic Cam on 21:42, 21 Jul 2002

You'll need a load of Access Points and Pringles cans to cover the fair reaches of the JezUK Ltd Campus!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 21:14, 16 Jul 2002

No doubt you can re-odour it in no time
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 20:11, 10 Jul 2002

You're just trying to destroy your monitor so you can buy a bigger one :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:35, 09 Jul 2002

We need people like him so we have someone to vote against :)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:07, 01 May 2002

No one could accuse you of that could they angry_john :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 15:33, 22 Apr 2002

Yay - Jez is retoxed - beer and sandwiches for lunch!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:13, 03 Apr 2002

Did they use a Microsoft spell checker on that then?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:02, 14 Mar 2002

I Started to read it but it made me want to vomit ....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 11:45, 11 Mar 2002

How anyone can survive without coffee and beer is beyond me
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:47, 06 Mar 2002

And Darts

And bowling which is like curling without the ice or sweeping up
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 16:15, 22 Feb 2002

I hadn't read this b4 I posted on my site - honest!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:02, 10 Feb 2002

And they seem to think you are American :))
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 14:47, 07 Feb 2002

Isn't it against the NDA to admit u signed an NDA? Will you soon have to deny that you exist at all?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:18, 06 Feb 2002

Does angry john actually do any work?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 13:29, 25 Jan 2002

Gee thanks for the link - now I'm being distracted!


Added to The Coffee Grounds on 09:55, 25 Jan 2002

Checkout www.thoughtworks.com - one of their 'beliefs' is that they "Win By 'Failing Faster'" - so now u must be a step closer to winning !


Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:09, 11 Jan 2002

U is like abusing the open source community d00d. U is just taking and not giving man :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:33, 10 Jan 2002

It's not like there is anyone left at Chrystal who would know what this 'source code' you speak of is for!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 22:21, 16 Dec 2001

But isn't JezUK ltd a key driving force behind the 'New Economy'?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:47, 14 Nov 2001

Pah! I didn't even bother updating it :p
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 08:09, 04 Oct 2001

My office mate said 'Argg!'
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:03, 14 Sep 2001

My office mate said 'Argg!'
Added to Attic Cam on 10:03, 14 Sep 2001

Surely you should have pressed the PageDown key?
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:24, 13 Aug 2001

Funnily enough thats the first thing he did when we got webcams using spotlife ....
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 12:04, 31 Jul 2001

Don't you have a shirt with buttons on? Thats all I normally do!
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 10:19, 24 Jul 2001

You iz so old dude ;)
Added to The Coffee Grounds on 18:03, 29 May 2001


Jez Higgins