Prostitute Trading Trumps

Rules
History
Starter Pack
Links
Prostitute Trading Trumps is a simple and cheap pub game, combining the obsessive collectibility of Magic, The Gathering with the easy-peasy rules of Top Trumps.

Getting into Magic requires spending several quid on a starter pack, then several more quid in the vain hope of getting any decent cards in a booster pack. Building a starter pack of Prostitute Trading Trumps involves going into a few phone boxes in the West End of London. Each cards you collect is guaranteed to be a rare limited edition, perhaps available for only a few days.

Learning to play Top Trumps takes a few minutes, but quickly becomes tedious. Prostitute Trading Trumps brings the picture into play for added tactical possibilities, plus the size and variety of your deck is limited only by easy access to phone boxes. If you get bored with the same old faces, just sling 'em out and collect some more.

Sound like fun? Visit a West End phone box near you (or download the starter pack), read the rules, get some sleazy-minded friends round, and you're ready to play.


To add additional cards to your Prostitute Trading Trumps collection, visit:

http://www.artofsex.co.uk

and feel free to pilfer from our archive :)
by artofsex on 5th Feb 2001

It reminds me of a proposal i sent to walkers about doing Prostitute Tazo's, The idea was simple, Tazo's would be hidden inside lucky prostitutes, you could collect them and build tazo structures. Sadly they turned my idea down
by ben on 12th Jul 2001

if you wanna pilfer some quality pornolondonphoneboxsmutpics , then log onto www.dirtyphonebox.com , "the nuge" has been a very busy boy over the last 3 years and i must say his collection is ulta-impressive!!!!!
by popkid on 13th Jul 2001

Ben, It seems that Walkers didn't dismiss your idea after all. I spent a good twenty minutes with someone who had the unmistakeable aura of Prawn Cocktail about them, and got home to find a BritneySpears tazo in my underslops. Time to find a lawyer Ben.
by markmarion on 13th Jul 2001

Goodness, how shocking........I was always told you were a nice young man!!!!!! I was told that elderly ladies should avoid this site.......but I just wouldn't listen.
by nearlyaunt on 3rd Aug 2001

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by hugh [e] on 20th Jun 2002

www.dirtyphonebox.co.uk has 8 galleries of cards, all from London. Feel free to browse by and borrow any for your collections, feel free to submit any you want to.


by the nuge [e] [w] on 25th Jun 2002

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