Debit card

Credit card

Open University affinity card. Not used it in an actual shop for years. Consequently have no idea what the pin is.

JezUK credit card

Birmingham City Council leisure card

Pay for my swimming session on direct debit. This is the proof.

Family Railcard

Taking a child along on your train trip qualifies you for colossal discounts.

This year's National Trust membership card

Next year's National Trust membership card

CTC membership card

Oyster Card

So Boris knows when I'm in the capital

Book of stamps

Half a dozen JezUK business cards

Creasing gently

An old parking ticket from the Bullring

Two for one offer at the Sealife Centre on the back.

Donor card

Transplant surgeons like cyclists, apparently.

Just binned

Pass for the five Twenty20 cricket matches at Edgbaston

Ticket for the Warwickshire vs Kent Pro40 match last Sunday

Makes me sound like a raving cricket fan, which is not actually the case.

Receipt from Somerfield

Entry ticket for the Tyseley Locomotive Works Centenary Weekend

Receipt for a cup of coffee from Camden Food at New Street

I always used to wonder what those blokes toting inch thick wallets or the women whose purses strained at the seams where carrying around. For years, I carried a debit card and nothing else. What was all that crap? Now, I'm beginning to understand. Other that the debit, JezUK, and swimming card, nearly everything else gets used from less than once a fortnight to (hopefully) never. I'm only carrying all this stuff around because it's credit card shaped and I've nowhere else obvious to keep it.