Current boss Frazer spent the end of las ...

Monday 26 March, 2001

# Current boss Frazer spent the end of last week going through his late uncle's effects. Hadn't spoken to him for years, he'd said before hand, Probably be dead boring.

Frazer's uncle had a big sideboard. And I opened it up and it was full, really stuffed full of cigars and cigarettes. At the back, I saw these packets and I thought 'what the hell are they?' Players Number 6. Packs of 200 still in the box, you know with the cellophane still on them. And I was thinking 'what the hell are these?' On the end of the packets, there was a little paper label stuck on with the date written on it. Nineteen seventy three. Frazer's uncle didn't smoke.

And whisky. Thirty odd bottles of whisky, and they had the bloody date written on them too. Frazer's uncle did not drink.

Do you remember those grey paper bags they used to use at Marks and Spencer? He had a whole suitcase full of ties. And you know the space in the bottom of a wardrobe, you know, between the bottom of the stuff hanging up and the bottom shelf? Three of those, full of Marks and Spencer shirts. Still in the wrapper, in M&S paper bags. It's not known if Frazer's uncle wore a shirt and tie.