# I am desperately seeking a good looking, tall and intelligent male for interesting positions in Zurich. For this challenging task you do not need to have Java, Unix or C++ skills but some project management and international exposure would be an asset. A clean track record and cunning linguist skills are a must. Ideal maturity would be between 25 and 50. Mature candidates may be considered if their bank balance is substantial enough.
Friday night advert from Jobserve, not unsurprisingly withdrawn. After all, nobody who uses Jobserve would actually match that description ...
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