The food soon arrived and they set to. Obi-Wan handled his chopsticks deftly, quickly and securely picking up a noodle here, a prawn ball there. He soon sat back satisfied, and let out a quiet burp.

Luke, on the other hand, was in a right state. He just couldn't get the hang of the sticks, and had dropped far more food on the table and down his front than he had managed to get into his mouth. He sat, surrounded by rice and noodle debris, still as hungry as when he started.

Seeing his pupil in such distress, the Jedi Master leant over to dispense some of the wisdom of his years.

Use the forks, Luke he whispered, Use the forks.

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You sir have done crimes against humanity by thinking of that VERY crappy joke
by Buttface [e] [w] on 8th Nov 2005

King of the hobos of the crappy jokes watermelon plus tree equals cat

by anonymous on 19th Jun 2008

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