Silly little thing from mid-93. a Coffee Time comic means it was drawn directly in ink.

Shortly after my brother was rushed to hospital with appendicitis (he was fine by the way), a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on our door.

Small cute girl/Jehovah's Witness, "We want to tell you about God's truth."

My mother replied, "No thank you, I've got enough problems as it is."

Exit Jehovah's Witnesses.
by anonymous on 15th Feb 2005

There are cute girl Jehovah's Witnesses?
by jez on 17th Feb 2005

wow you're really funny.
by anonymous on 4th Aug 2005

You idiot!
by anonymous on 25th Aug 2005

DATS MEAN WAT IF I SAID DAT ABOUT YOU

by ANONYMUS on 12th Jul 2007

ur really stupid I mean I bet you neva realyy listened to them. God! People are soo stupid these days.... people ike you!!!
by alexis on 13th Nov 2007

im a JW. there are witnesses from ages 1 to 100. ppl realy never listen to us. some think that we are really dumb. one min they have the tv blaring, we knock, all of a sudddn the lights go off, the tv is muted and they think we dont know they are there. then we come back and they are all mad and screaming at us. if they give us a chance to say what we want to and they are still not interested, then say "no thank u". If u hide or dont answer, we keep coming back. and see... once u say no thank u, (gasp) we go away. its that simple ppl.
by alex on 20th Jan 2008

haha alex your right ive never gohn to talk to ppl about it but i know thats what they do. im a jw too so i understand what you mean ppl make fun of me all the time for it but whatever thas ok i just dont undersand whats so wrong with being a jw i mean if its ok to be jewish and christian whats wrong with jw?
by Emily [e] on 21st Aug 2008

Well...as you people have said, JW's dont go to harm you they go with the purpose of helping you. Now as for the people that hate us why dont you stop and for once listen to what we have to say? What are you scared of? being proved wrong? Think about it...
by Fergie Fernandez [e] on 31st Dec 2008

these people such as alex and emily r not real jw if they were they wouldnt try 2 smear the name of there on religion online or anywere
by anonymous on 3rd Feb 2009

I'm a JW also and you guys are all right if people knew that we are just trying to save their live then the would be grateful and they would listen, they dont know what their doin when they slam the doors in our faces. If we all stick 2gether we will sav more live than any super hero ever could.
by Abby [e] on 22nd Apr 2009

hi hey hi hhahahahahaha
by scrappy [e] on 17th Sep 2009

i am a jehovahs witness also and i don't understand why you can't treat us with respect like you would with any one else. we're normal people.All we want to do is help others and they just slam doors in our faces. how would you feel if you were trying to help people and every time you go to talk to them you get shouted at or have a door slammed in you're face?

please at least try to tell us kindly that you are not interested in our religion and receiving everlasting life and that you would prefer to live a short life and die relatively young and perhaps we will stop calling on you're door form then on.
by anonymous on 15th Mar 2010

I m a jw n i wanna ask...............y cnt u pplz jux treat us likee u treat any other normal person??? y iz it ok to b jewish catholic cristian n all those other religions bt wen it comes jehovas witnesses pplz act likee itz a crime?!?!?! if u dnt wanna listen then thats ur problem bt at least have the decency 2 b kind about it!!!
by anonymous on 28th Oct 2010

Why is it that when you interrupt people going about there own business and try to tell them about your version of [insert deity of your choice here] and you get the response of a slamming door, do you think they are the ones being rude?

Your time might be better spent organising a mail shot, or a tele-sales campaign to reach the non believers?

Most people are perfectly aware of religion and probably have their own beliefs, why do you have to try and change that?

People hide because they don't want to be harassed or 'converted' and if you just informed people where you are and when you meet they could come along if they were interested. I don't get Satanists knocking on my door so why do you?
by anonymous on 31st Oct 2010

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