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Thursday 31 May, 2007
#Back from a trip to Pizza Express in the Bullring.

The waitress who served us was a ringer for Martha Jones. Geektastic.

Back from my other trip to Lake Como a week ago, but been too busy to note the fact. It was top. My mum's apartment in Lenno is 10 minutes stroll from Villa Balbianello. You may not have heard of it, but you may well recognise it. It was the site of the private hospital where Bond recuperated from having his testicles mashed up in Casino Royale. It was also the site of the excrutiating fruit-cutting-with-Jedi-mind-powers incident between Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones. Cheesy sci-fi associations aside, it is a fantastically pretty place.

Lake Como is just generally pretty. Since the Italians tend to render and paint all their buildings there's a certain timelessness to everything, the light is bright, and mountains are dramatic and, to an my eye, slightly frightening. In Britain we have mountains, obviously, but they don't have trees. They have fields, perhaps the odd sheep, a moor. But not trees. The mountains around Lake Como are densely wooded from the lake shore up to the snow line - look at these aerial photos of Lenno and compare them with the area around Wast Water. Couple that with a lake that's just mindbogglingly long and it all feels slightly unearthly.

Ken [e] said Loch Ness is about the same length I think, but yes, well, trees. We've either 'husbanded' the UK landscaped to buggery, or it's a latitude thing. Probably both. [added 31st May 2007]
Ken [e] said Tangent: I was looking for Holy Loch near Dunoon...Microsoft's new Live Search fails miserably. Google Maps takes me right to it. Hmmmm you'd think they'd be using the same hymn sheet. [added 31st May 2007]
I'm not a regular Live search user, but in this case their aerial photos are much better than Google's. Also their 3D display is pretty spectacular. You can zoom around as if in a flying car and who, frankly, wouldn't want to do that? [added 31st May 2007]
Ken [e] said Yep, impressed by that. I could see the crap I had in my garden from a few months ago, and this enabled me to convince the good lady that I had, indeed, not been an idle sod.

My yearning for the holy grail of 100% global coverage is tempered somewhat by a vague feeling of nervousness in my ganglia about big brother watching us. [added 1st Jun 2007]

I know the feeling. Given the detail on the aerial photo of my old house in Bearwood, I was able to identify the date it was taken. (No longer though - they've recently moved to more recent photos which were taken quite late in the evening, so long shadows obscure a lot of the detail. This is, of course, both good and bad.) [added 1st Jun 2007]

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Wednesday 30 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] A terminal case - When Figgis was being grilled by airport immigration, he [replied]: 'I'm here to shoot a pilot.' After five hours in an interrogation cell (yes, really), he finally made it into town.

Hmm. Aparrently "yes, really" means "somebody made this up". Which is a shame, because it was pretty funny while I thought it was true :) [added 31st May 2007]

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Sunday 27 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] UK Games Expo will take place at the The Clarendon Suites, Stirling Road (off Hagley Road), Edgbaston, Birmingham (UK), June 2nd-3rd, 2007. - We believe the UK deserves a showcase convention of the very best in the world of gaming, whether it be miniatures games, boardgames, card games, role-playing games, or computer games.
Looks pretty decent. I'll be going along with the Bean to try a few things out and maybe pick up a new game or two. There's a new edition of Talisman due which I hope we can get there.

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#[linkfarm] Burst Culture
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Saturday 26 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] Trailer for The Golden Compass as our colonial cousins have it. Here in Blighty we call it Northern Lights.
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Sunday 20 May, 2007
# Off tomorrow morning. Back later.
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Friday 18 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] The Alphanum Algorithm - People know how to sort strings containing numbers. Most sorting algorithms compare ASCII values, which produces a sorting order that is inconsistent with human logic. Here's how to fix it.
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Thursday 17 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] Arduino - Arduino can be used to develop interactive objects, taking inputs from a variety of switches or sensors, and controlling a variety of lights, motors, and other outputs.
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Wednesday 16 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] Bruce Campbell on Spider Man - The only thing my laywers will let me tell you is I team up with Spider-Man
Bruce Campbell. What a Lord!

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Tuesday 15 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] UTF-8 encoded sample plain-text file
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#[linkfarm] My hovercraft is full of eels in many languages
In Hungarian. And many other languages too.

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Friday 11 May, 2007
#[Arabica]XSLT: axes tests

Back on Arabica again after what seems like a very long time. Working on the axes tests of the OASIS suite. There are 130 tests in this bit of the suite, and as I type there are 3 fails - one each because I haven't implemented xsl:number or xsl:strip-space yet, and the last one because something's broken. Let's see if I can fix it :)

Looks like a problem with my implementation of current(). [added 11th May 2007]
XPath::ExecutionContext copy constructor wasn't setting the current node. Fix committed. Axes tests now pass 128 tests, fail 2. [added 11th May 2007]
2742/1403/29. [added 11th May 2007]

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#Three Pleasures

Yes, I know it should be Marathon

smellygit said funnily enough I am just contemplating eating a snickers and coffee. No knight rider at work though. [added 11th May 2007]
Back when I drew this, it was more of a mid-Saturday afternoon thing. This or a Mars Bar, a bottle of Big Frank's Red, and a spot of wrestling. [added 11th May 2007]

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Thursday 10 May, 2007
#Chez Jez

When this comic was drawn I was very taken by Rick Veitch's Rare Bit Fiend dream comics. Still am, they're probably some of the more important comics published in the 90s, and certainly the most interesting product (even if indirectly) of Scott McCloud's 24 hour comics challenge. I don't remember the details of this particular comic, but it looks very much like I've tried to capture some of what I found so attractive about Veitch's work, both in tone and in layout. I think it still works.


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#[linkfarm] Spider-Man 3 Is "Silly", says George Lucas - Star Wars was also criticized as being "silly," Lucas noted. "But it wasn't."
No, George it wasn't. It just wasn't much cop.

   * Pete Ashton said Of course Spiderman was silly. That was the point, surely? It's a Spiderman movie.

If it hadn't been silly it would have been shite, rather like Phantom Menace. [added 10th May 2007]

   * Ken [e] said "...two other Star Wars movies for television." Oh God, no. Someone stop him please. [added 10th May 2007]

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#[linkfarm] Stephen Fry. The perfect valet. Every morning. Like clockwork. - I'm so sorry to disturb you sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth which is to blame, sir.
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Wednesday 09 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] Alligator Eggs
Lamdba calculus disguised as a puzzle game, or vice versa.

   * Anna said Not well enough disguised. Still looks like Hard Maths to me. [added 10th May 2007]

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#

Anna, if you're off to play tennis in the next few days, do take a turn around the park first. The first of this year's ducklings hatched last week and can now regularly be seen scudding about on the pond, making little peeping noises and generally looking cute.

As part of my informal ice cream van/duckling global warming monitor, I'm registering a perhaps slightly later than last year.

smellygit said There have been ducklings on the Kennet in Reading for about 3 weeks now. Saw some signets this morning too. [added 9th May 2007]
There are so many swans on that river, I'm surprised any of them could get any privacy ... [added 9th May 2007]
smellygit said You're thinking of the Thames, the Kennet canal is more duck/coot territory. I guess Swans are scared of drug dealers. [added 9th May 2007]

Perhaps it's the other way around. Everyone knows a swan can break your arm. Ok, I've never met anyone who's arm was broken by a swan, but it just goes to show what a rock-hard rep swans have. That swan-fu is killer, man.

(I was once crew in a two man canoe that was attacked by a swan, but all four of our arms survived uninjured.)

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Ken [e] said I recently longweekended at Norfolk caravan park (yes, middle age is 100% installed), and the place was rampant with duck families. You couldn't look out of a window without having one of the chancers pleading up at you - they were simply very acclimatised to being around folk. The nipper now thinks that every van-type object has a couple of fluffy ducklings underneath.

One comedy scene saw three ducks being chased by a swan, with none of the lazy buggers using wings, just waddling along licketyspit from caravan to caravan, and circling anyone daft enough to intervene.

A bit of a wildlife weekend, plenty of ducks, the odd swan, some mud-pecking things, and to top it all I had a nice conversation with a languishing seal one night after sunset. Honest guv, I was *this* close to it! [added 9th May 2007]

Anna [e] said Thank you for letting me know. Peep peep! [added 9th May 2007]

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#[elsewhere] I want a whole film of Ursula fawning over Peter, broken only by Peter and Mr Ditkovich's outing to have pizza, followed by a final 13 minute post-credit coda where Peter tries to get a large package delivered by Bruce Campbell's truculent FexEx employee.
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Took a trip last night to see Spider-Man 3 with my comicschums. We sat at the front so the screen filled out fields of view. Marvellous. Nothing as striking as 2's fight down a skyscraper or terrific stopping a subway train, but lots of top hitting and swinging fun. Good fun. You know, fun fun

I've never been a fan of the Spider-Man comics. I can appreciate them as comics, but they've never engaged me. The villians, in particular, I always found a bit silly. But I do love the films, they're terrific exuberant filmmaking. While many blockbusters seem reliably formulaic, Spider-Man is reliably formulaic (the hero must triumph) but really very daring. Raimi fills his films with details and scenes, some really very long, that really serve no story telling purpose: Bruce Campbell's supercillious "French" waiter tops his outing as a jobsworth theatre doorman in 2; the sticking door to Peter's tiny apartment; Ursula, the sweet daughter of Peter's landlord, is fantastic fetching Peter to the phone; Miss Brant's interruptions to remind J Jonah Jameson to watch his blood pressure gradually take over the entire scene; and topping them all, emo-Peter striding down the street, snapping his fingers like Tim Brooke-Taylor in Saturday Night Grease. Amazingly, in amongst the the thumping and the comedy and the swinging, zooming camera, Raimi fits a sweet, nerdy, romance neatly in there as well. Two romances, in fact, one old, one new. Bless.

If you think you might go, then do. I won't be half as so good on the telly.


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Tuesday 08 May, 2007
#[linkfarm] Reset IE so it asks to save or open downloads
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#[linkfarm] New Spinal Tap short
  Aren't you concerned this may be viewed as torture?
  No, this may be viewed as residuals.

I could only get it work using IE, but I'm sure it'll surface in any anyone-can-watch-it shape soon. [added 8th May 2007]

   * Pete Ashton said Amazingly it worked in Firefox on a Mac. I think it might actually have been a Flash video.

Whodathunkit? [added 8th May 2007]


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Monday 07 May, 2007
#

The local Wetherspoons pub has sprouted lots of new window stickers proclaiming "Superchill". All draft beers are now chilled to between 1 and 3 degrees, apparently. Wetherspoons used to promote itself quite heavily on the quality of its beers. 3 degrees is far too cold for beer, even for lager. It'll kill aroma and flavour stone dead. I imagine drinking more than a glass or two would probably be pretty uncomfortable too.

A quick peek at their website confirms it, while simultaneously promoting their beer festival. Choose your favourite! View the tasting notes! Then ignore them, because we're just going to chill the hell out of them anyway.

What a shame.

Ken [e] said I s'pose you could leave the pint to acclimatise to ambient - may take some time though. I'm not an expert on the chemistry, but maybe the fact the stuff has sat at these low temps also kills some taste content permanently?

I applaud Wetherspoons's range of beers, and their fair prices - but this chill lark seems like a shot in the foot. [added 7th May 2007]

Pete Ashton said A friend once informed me that chiled Guinness is for people who don't like Guinness but think it's cool to drink it. Maybe this is the same thing. People brought up on alcopops don't really like beer but feel, as adults, they ought to drink it. This helps them. [added 7th May 2007]

That friend was probably me, and it's true. Guinness found lots of people like the look of the drink and they like to piddle around with the head, but ooh they don't like that bitter taste. Guinness Cold is one answer - chill it down to knock out the taste. Caffrey's is another - a not really bitter bitter, nitro-kegged to give a tight head.

I'm really not sure what Wetherspoons think they're doing. They've built their whole brand around being an "anti-chain". They make an effort to make their pubs local, by not having a corporate look, keeping the pub's name (or for a new pub finding an appropriate local name) and so on. They active promote the quality of their beer, and the all around "pub-ness" of their pubs. Contrast this with, say, O'Neals who call all their pubs O'Neals, serve the same beer with the same brass-belted faux-Oirishness in every place they own. Chilling the life out of the beer you built your business on seems rather silly.

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John H [e] said One of the many sacrifices I have suffered for living on the wrong side of the pond is the loss of beer. What most bars (not pubs - there are no pubs) serve when asked for a pint of beer is a 16 fluid ounce glass half filled with cold, fizzy water that has had some colouring and alcohol added for effect. If I'm really unlucky they will proudly serve this in a "frosted" glass, i.e. the glass has ice on the outside and the inside, producing something akin to a pseudo beer slushy.

What I'm trying to say is, while I sympathise with your plight, you could have it a lot worse. Actually you probably will have it a lot worse in a couple of years or so. [added 7th May 2007]


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