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Saturday 29 June, 2002
# Nothing quite like samosas for breakfast.
Jens [e] said Bonghy Bo serves Thai foods...once I tried the Thai noodle with king prawn, it came with no soup and sauce...it was plain noodle (like uncooked supermarket noodle sold fresh with expiry date) added with pepper slice and seafood...I wonder how they cook it? It was so plain, dry and tasteless, although we finished it and thought that it was its style...but then realised that probably the chef has forgotten to put the sauce or soup in...or because we looked like bad customers, so they serve bad food to chase us away? [added 19th Oct 2003]

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Thursday 27 June, 2002
# STFW. It's the RTFM of the Internet Age.
batty_bee said Never heard of that, but good one.

OTOH, It's ultimately because of you that I am currently on Carol V's Deox plan, so don't feel good about yourself. [added 28th Jun 2002]

batty_bee said That's Detox, rather than the pure removal of ox from one's diet you understand [added 28th Jun 2002]

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#[Arabica] http://arabica.sourceforge.net/ now points here.
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#[linkfarm] Developing and Testing a Complete "Hello World" J2EE Application with IBM WebSphere Studio Application Developer for Linux
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#[Arabica] There is now an arabica-dev mailing list set up on SourceForge. Please come along.
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Wednesday 26 June, 2002
#[linkfarm] The 200-year-old U.S. Patent Office is beginning to show its age.
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#[linkfarm] Companies Overpaying For Content Management Technology - Experts say No shit, Sherlock!
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#
jez: might do them tomorrow morning actually
beardy: prooly best - I am out from 2:30 -teat time, then will get everything sorted based on your comments of the morning, ready for a final go round and tart up when we meet F2F on Friday am
jez: teat time?

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Gillian: Don't tell me, you're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
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#[linkfarm] Small MS DVD privacy invasion, not many dead
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#[linkfarm] Win-XP Search Assistant silently downloads files
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#[linkfarm] So whatever happened to Linux?
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# On the pile :
An Omelette and a Glass of Wine by Elizabeth David. She's a frightful snob, and often constructs very awkward sentences, but this collection of David's magazine articles is extremely enjoyable. She writes with a passion for food, and you can't go wrong with that.
Free as in Freedom: Richard Stallman's Crusade for Free Software by Sam Williams. Stallman is a controversial figure in software. I think he's had more influence on modern software than Ellison, Jobs, Wozniak or even Gates.
Facts and Fancies by Armando Iannucci. Bought this after seeing his stage show a few years back. He answered questions from the audience and was hilarious, although his reply to What ever happened to the bus of Dianas? was too much for the more delicate members of the audience.
The Man Who Invented the Twentieth Century by Robert Lomas. Nikolai Tesla - bonkers, genius or both?
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#[linkfarm] Extending MoveableType to support embedded Perl
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#[linkfarm] Perl somersaulting camel
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#[linkfarm] x++ : The World's First Full XML-Based Programming Language Released!
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# The house next door caught fire yesterday, providing much excitment and enjoyment for the Bean at least, if not for our neighbours. Kids might love seeing firemen kicking in doors and belting around the place with bloody great hoses, but adults don't.

It all sounds so silly. Some fluff, which had collected round the back of the tumble drier, shorted the motor and ignited. Less than ten minutes later though, the kitchen was a raging inferno. Fortunately, the kitchen was an extension out the back of the house and so the damage was localised there. Could have been rather nasty otherwise.

Think I'll go and check our smoke detectors.
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# Don't try to clean your monitor with baby wipes. They might look like screenies, but they don't act like them.
smellygit said You're just trying to destroy your monitor so you can buy a bigger one :) [added 9th Jul 2002]

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Monday 24 June, 2002
#[linkfarm] Too many patents are just as bad for society as too few.
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Saturday 22 June, 2002
# Happy Birthday Bruce Kent.
Pam Murray [e] said For a long time I have wanted to contact you. Do you remember me - Pamela Murray and from Westwick Gds. W14 - you were with my mother the day she died. Brook Green and all that! I would be delighted to hear from you. [added 22nd Jun 2006]

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Friday 21 June, 2002
#[Arabica] Created an Arabica-announce mailing list on SourceForge.
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#[Arabica] The SourceForge project page is available now. I've also done the initial import into SourceForge CVS. That includes all of SAX in C++, together with the DOM.
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Thursday 20 June, 2002
#[Arabica] Because hosting this project here is starting to eat my bandwidth allocation, I'm going to be moving somethings over to SourceForce in the next few days. I'll be releasing the DOM implementation at the same time. Hopefully the various mailing lists and what-have-yous that SourceForge provides will help make things easier to manage, and a lot more out in the open.
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# "Thinking" robot in escape bid - Professor Noel Sharkey said he turned his back on the drone and returned 15 minutes later to find it had forced its way out of the small make-shift paddock it was being kept in. He later found it had travelled down an access slope, through the front door of the centre and was eventually discovered [in] the car park ...
Something wonderful has happened ... Number 5 is alive!

Better report from The Guardian
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#[linkfarm] An Introduction to the Java Logging API
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# Balti titbits - A good curry and a moderate amount of lager could shorten the duration of a cold.
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Wednesday 19 June, 2002
# Having watched a few of The Day Today repeats, I'm finding it increasingly difficult to watch television news. Yesterday's Newsnight opened with a graphic of the Justice being kitted out in a sharp suit - bringing Justice into the 21st century. A couple of weeks ago, News At Ten's business reported described Vodaphone's losses while standing next to a six-foot tall graphic of a mobile phone, while various headlines flashed up on its screen as if they were text messages. Don't they realise what they are doing?
planetcutie said They've got to keep the BBC graphics deparment in business, y'know. If they didn't, it'd have been closed along with the costume department, design department, radiophonic workshop etc. etc. [added 19th Jun 2002]
AngryJohn said Bah, your links suck mister. [added 19th Jun 2002]
Not anymore they don't. [added 19th Jun 2002]

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#[linkfarm] C Programmer, Birmingham
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Tuesday 18 June, 2002
#[Arabica] Some people have reported errors with Visual C++ when loading SAXinCPP.dsw. I haven't been able to properly nail this down, so please get in touch if you have problems.
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# Bush and Saddam: Unfinished business - CIA agents will, according to the Washington Post, be allowed to kill him "in self-defence".
Now boys, remember you can't do nothing until Saddam starts swinging for ya! But once he does, he's all yours ...

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Monday 17 June, 2002
# john: you know how monday morning people might ask 'how was your weekend' - but it really just means the same thing as when americans ask how are you..
john: he allways asks it and then asks for an indepth what did u do
john: I wish he'd stop trying to be friendly
jez: just say "nothing"
john: especially when Iam assembling fans
john: :))
jez: "watched the footy, got pissed up, feel asleep at the foot of the stairs, spent Sunday feeling shit, now piss off"
jez: I've finally worked out why I own two Ocean Colour Scene albums
john: :))
john: 'got pissed up, bought two ocean colour scene albums'
jez: The lead "singer" has a relatively limited vocal range, so I can sing along without having to change octave in mid-stream
jez: I think that also accounts for the Reef albums too
john: :))
john: glad linux msgr doesn't support voice ;)
john: someone at yayspace got a pc at home with a speaker
john: so he sang to me on msgr when I was at work and he was at home
john: cos I had headphones on it was a bit too intimate :))

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Sunday 16 June, 2002
#Green and pleasant ... an occasional guidebook (because I don't get out much)
So there I was, the de facto head of a gang of hungry and slightly drunk people, leading them who-knows-where across the middle of Bristol on a search for something to eat. My sole qualification for this position appeared to be that I had taken a stroll around the city centre the night before on a lengthy andultimately successful search for a cash machine.

Cheap and bready I thought to myself, follow the principal of least surprise. I had, I'm ashamed to say, Pizza Hut vaguely in mind as our destination, and I knew it was over there somewhere.

Princess volunteered that Phil had eaten at an Italian restaurant somewhere along this particular street, and had said it was good. At the same moment I spotted the distant red sign.

"Onwards", I cried.

"But look!" countered Princess, indicating the pizzeria across the road.

Looks mildly posh, I thought, and then. Bingo! "But look again"

Next door to the pizzeria was, I knew instantly, our unexpected destination - Mr Wolf's Noodle & Nosh Bar. A quick scan of the short menu (divided into The Noodles and Something Other Than Noodles) confirmed it. Cheap and filling fare, in a variety of easy to understand combinations. And licensed too.

Mr Wolf (which may not be his real name) rapidly cooked up several miles of stir-fried noodles, served gently steaming in capacious white bowls, while Mrs Wolf served beers and whizzed up banana-and-chocolate smoothies. It was super. The bar seats around five in a row, with little side nooks and tables for maybe another ten or twelve. I have the feeling that they don't generally get parties of eight, as the service was slightly chaotic, but enjoyably so.

The noodles, medium-thickness wheat if you're counting, were just right, the accompanying vegetables bright and still with plenty of snap, and my tofu was well fried and generous. I liked it so much I immediately ordered some more to take away with me. I had to. The takeaway cartons are the kind you only ever see in American movies. Or, as Mr Wolf suggested, in episodes of Friends.

Mr Wolf's Noodle and Nosh Bar, 33 St Stephen's Street, Bristol. Phone 9273221

Alan Summers [e] [w] said Mr Wolf's is still going strong too! Special event, and new menu too!

Naked Haijin Productions

presents

'Night of the Full Moon'

@ Mr.Wolf's

Sunday 16 February

'moon of winds'

Spoken Short Words Event with Open Mike

relaxed evening

free admission, but please buy food or drink

new menu!

Mr. Wolf's

noodle bar

33 St.Stephen's Street

8 til late

chill out/feel free to come and go

hosted by

Alan Summers

Karen Hoy

with special guest

Tania van Schalkwyk

The theme is wolves, moons and winds

bring film/literary quotes, microProse (very, VERY short stories!)

Poetry (nothing longer than a sonnet!)

(brevity applauded)

Anecdotes and Jokes (no shaggy dog stories)

http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?pc=BS11JX&title=Mr+Wolf's

The February Full Moon is 'the Moon of Winds'

Full moon materials (including The Moon Calendars) at Stanfords

the friendly map and travel people at 29 Corn Street,

just round the corner!

Stanfords also stock a range of

NHP travel haiku fridge magnets.

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[added 14th Feb 2003]

Alan Summers [e] [w] said Mr Wolf's is even bigger and better with a new extended noodle bar!

See us all in April!!

Naked Haijin Productions

presents

'Night of the Full Moon'

Wednesday 16 April

Spoken Short Words Event with Open Mike

Mr. Wolf's

noodle bar

33 St.Stephen's Street

hosted by

Alan Summers

Karen Hoy

8 til late

chill out/feel free to come and go

free admission

new bigger venue!

new menu with fab food and range of hard and soft drinks

Special Guest:

Lee Coombes - ‘prose performance exponent’ with

Words Allowed, recently wowing at Bath Literature Festival.

Lee is described as both “unique, and a cross between

Michael Caine and Jack Dee, only better looking and funnier.”

The April Full Moon is 'the Rain Moon':

The evening theme is wolves, moons and rain so bring film/literary

quotes, microProse (very, VERY short stories!) poetry (nothing longer than a sonnet!)

haiku (brevity applauded)

anecdotes and jokes (no shaggy dog stories!)

Full moon materials, and much more, at Stanfords

the friendly map and travelbook people at:

29 Corn Street,just up the road from Mr.Wolf’s!

Stanfords also stock a range of terrific

Naked Haijin Productions haiku fridge magnets [added 16th Mar 2003]

Alan Summers [e] said Hi there,

Extra special guest star at Mr Wolf's Noodle Bar!

Naked Haijin Productions presents 'Night of the Full Moon', a Spoken Short Words Event with Open Mike at Mr. Wolf's Noodle Bar, 33 St.Stephen's Street.

The event is at the new bigger venue with a new menu with fab food and range of hard and soft drinks on Wednesday 16 April, free admission, 8pm until late, and hosted by Alan Summers and Karen Hoy, those haiku people poets of NHP.

"chill out/feel free to come and go, with large breaks inbetween short words"

Bring your film quotes; microprose; haiku; poetry; and comedy to Mr Wolf's, or simply sit back and enjoy good food and drink in a unique atmosphere.

http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?pc=BS11JX&title=Mr+Wolf's

Special Guests:

Bonny Brooks has been writing poetry for about seven years, and has performed in both Birmingham and Bristol. She wrote and directed her first play for the stage 'Private Parts Performing' four years ago; a controversial piece about male/female power struggles within sexual relationships. She is currently two thirds of her way through a Cultural Studies degree in which her research interest is mainly women's issues, in particular rape and judicial system. She will be completing her degree in Bristol and is well chuffed to be back in the West Country, to spend time with family and old friends and get involved in Bristol's vibrant poetry scene.

Lee Coombes

A top ‘performance prose exponent’ with Words Allowed,

who recently wowed them at the Bath Literature Festival.

Lee is described as both “unique, and a cross between

Michael Caine and Jack Dee, only better looking and funnier.”

Moon, rain and wolves!

The April Full Moon is 'the Rain Moon':

The evening theme is wolves, moons and rain so bring film/literary

quotes, microProse (very, VERY short stories!) poetry (nothing

longer than a sonnet!) haiku (brevity applauded) and anecdotes and

jokes (no shaggy dog stories!)

Stanfords and 'Travel haiku fridge/filing cabinet magnets' :

Full moon materials, and much more, at Stanfords

the friendly map and travelbook people at

29 Corn Street who also stock a range of terrific

Naked Haijin Productions haiku fridge magnets

[added 9th Apr 2003]

Alan Summers [e] said Alan Summers of Naked Haijin Productions will be performing haiku at the Ladyfest Bristol benefit gig and at the Bath Fringe:

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Naked Haijin Productions performance haiku at:

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Ladyfest Benefit Gig

Hag Rag @ Arc Bar, 8 til 11ish, £2

Bank Holiday Monday 26th May, 2003

Arc Bar

amazing exploding glass entrance!

Broad Street, central Bristol

by St John's Arches down from the old former Grand Hotel

Wind down and Relax after the hectic weekend.

A Ladyfest Bristol benefit featuring two major players in the south west of England poetry scene.

Spoken word from Rosemary Dun

(Bristols Slam Champion)

and Alan Summers the Haiku Detective.

Plus Acoustic sets from two highly recommended singer

songwriters ..

Lou Bell and Katerina Heinrich

Plus Guests and Open Mic!

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Bath Fringe, May 29th, 2003

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Naked Haijin Productions

make an appearance at Bath Fringe!

http://www.bathfringe.co.uk/fringeclubs.php

Naked Haijin Haiku is part of The Live 'Wadsworth 6X Beer' Show and also featuring the brilliant, poignant and funny Ian Sills of Acoustic Night (Bristol) fame.

Performing on Thursday 29th May at 9pm at The New Inn on Monmouth Street where Gunilla has kindly laid on even more delicious Wadsworth 6X beer!

Then at 10pm at we break The Curfew on Cleveland Bridge!

An amazing third set happens at the Fringe Club later.. This is at Bonghy Bo on Upper Borough Walls with the brilliant organiser Jimmy Mc giving us fine premises and chill out zone for all Fringers both performers and unwitting public!

Fringe note: Bonghy Bo iff Upper Borough Walls, from 10pm to 1am every night. It's the Green Room, it's the place to be if you want to meet the performers or buy the harassed Fringe workers a drink, suss out what's happening tomorrow, spread vicious rumours about what's not happening tomorrow, or snarf up cocktails in a bid to banish tomorrow altogether. There will be entertainment, including some gently deranged DJ work and other events of a less usual nature, a sketch plan of which follows. Caveat: It is our mission to be unpredictable.

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Stanfords Map and Travel Bookshop of Bristol, England, stock Naked Haijin Productions haiku fridge/filing cabinet magnets' :

Mr Wolf's Noodle has now extended into next door and twice as worth a visit now!

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RAchel [e] said IS there a salsa class there tonight? [added 4th Jan 2005]

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Friday 14 June, 2002
#[linkfarm] developerWorks author guidelines
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#[linkfarm] AmphetaDesk is a free, cross platform, open-sourced, syndicated news aggregator
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Thursday 13 June, 2002
#[Arabica] Long time readers (heh) will remember me talking about a DOM implementation back in December. After too long in the doldrums, I've got around to making sure it builds properly on Linux, so that I can release it. Watch this space ...
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Wednesday 12 June, 2002
#[mango] Cut a new release. There's a slight API change - all the predefined predicates are now created using static members on the Mango class, rather than by newing. This makes the naming easier for things like the new Not predicate. It comes in both unary and binary predicate versions, and creating an instance using a static member makes the naming easier.

There are new predicates - And, Or, Not which come in both unary and binary versions, and unary True and False. There are also two new algorithms - remove and removeIf.
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# Five ducks on the pond yesterday, but unfortunately one of them legged it before I could get the camera. Getting a bit bored of them now - I want the foxes to come back, or maybe one of these little beauties.
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Tuesday 11 June, 2002
#[linkfarm] The Amish are famous for shunning technology. But their secret love affair with the cell phone is causing an uproar.
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Monday 10 June, 2002
#[linkfarm] Java: Redlining the Yawn-Meter
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#[linkfarm] Make your own balti
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Sunday 09 June, 2002
# The Holy Land Experience - It's Been 2000 Years Since The World Has Seen Anything Like This! ... In quality of construction and theming, The Holy Land Experience compares favorably with some of the finest museums found anywhere in America. And in terms of Christ-honoring Christian venues, we believe it sets a new standard.
Life imitates The Simpsons

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Friday 07 June, 2002
# Is Birmingham to get a Balti Academy? - ...the Academy would also act as a visitor attraction with a showpiece learning museum that would teach people about the history of the balti and its ingredients ...
Coriandertastic!

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kal said Are these the ingredients ? I thought it was cat rather than duck... [added 10th Jun 2002]

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Wednesday 05 June, 2002
# I've just read an extract from Elizabeth David's A Book of Mediterranean Food to the Bean for his bedtime story.
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# Back in the attic, after what seems like an extraordinarily long time. Which I suppose it is. Still feel completely exhausted from Comics2002.

High points included meeting Leonie O'Moore - I told her I thought her work was really good, and for a moment she absolutely beamed, introducing Gary Hillmonster to Baz Enginecomics and seeing the non-plussed looks on their faces (subsequently found out they'd already been introduced, so no wonder they looked confused), giving away all the TRS3s I'd printed, and Matthew's unexpected, and thus even more pleasant, arrival on Sunday.

Low points included not having any money to spend at Chris Staros' stall, and the realisation that whatever meagre social skills I once possessed have atrophied away to almost nothing due to the fact that I rarely leave the house (and when I do, I usually only talk to dogs).

The first time I went to UKCAC, back in 1987, if an admired artist for 2000AD had wandered over to me and said "Hi, Jez! How's it going?" I'd probably have shit myself with excitement. Nowadays, I'd be slightly disappointed if it didn't. How we change.

angry_john said Jez, friend to the stars. You should get your own tabloid slot. [added 5th Jun 2002]
My Dad would occasionally poke his finger at the telly and say "I was at University with him". I later discover this didn't actually mean they were on the same course or anything, it meant that the time this person attended Cambridge University overlapped at some point with my Dad attending. Whoever it happened to be that night subsequently went on to some degree of fame, while my Dad was kicked out in the third year with absolutely nothing.

I hope I'm not quite that bad. I've known Frazer for some years, and while we're not bosum chums, we are more than passing aquaintances. [added 5th Jun 2002]

Jeremy Dennis [e] [w] said The photo I took of you came out quite nice, y'know. Leonie made it to my yay-list too. Nice to see ya!

Jrmy [added 6th Jun 2002]

mooncat [e] [w] said those of you reading my bugpowder list post know i F**kin' hated it. Shite comic mart with no social atmosphere. The small press could easliy organise themselves with the crippling expence of invading a comics mart & then disengage to a nearby pub for an evening & have a better time.

Caption is a much much better place, but travel & accomodation are a pain for me there.

[added 7th Jun 2002]

planetcutie said Comics 2002 was reasonable enough. No bar, though. How can a comics convention function without a bar? See you at Caption - conventions have been much easier for me since I decided to go for only one day. [added 7th Jun 2002]

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